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He Don't Need CPR

A guy is driving on the highway, notices a person laying on the side of the road. He pulls over and inspects the person, and notices that guy has no pulse. As he begins CPR, more people have stopped to take a look and one lady calls an ambulance. A few minutes later it gets there, the ambo’s take over and also try CPR on the guy to no avail. After they are about to call it quits a lady walks up and says “can I try?”. The ambulance officers look at her stunned but say nothing as she walks over and squats on the unconscious mans face. A few seconds later he starts to show signs of life, the lady gets up and the ambo’s start questioning her: “How did you do that? what did you do?” and she replies “he didn’t need mouth to mouth, he needed a blood transfusion you sillys!